As no one challenges us I claim this land in the name of Ferdinand and Isabella, and as the men are submissive and the women seem willing, I make this New Spain. Now where's the gold? Father perhaps you should baptize them quickly and make known to them the vows of poverty and the blessings thereof.
Of course Admiral Viceroy, however might I suggest the name of a saint for this settlement. It would glorify all endeavors in this land. these poor wretched souls may appear peaceful and benevolent yet the temptation of these innocent looking whores proves their rouse. We must therefore bless the living hell out of them. Salvation will be painful yet I believe they can be saved and ourselves gloried in the process.
The very reason you are here father. By all means begin...HEY YOU! WHERE'S THE DAMN GOLD? Father, perhaps we could begin with blessing that one there with the golden nose ring. His salvation will be an inspiration to the others.
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