Halt! Who goes there?
Tis I!
I who?
I who wishes to pass!
Identify yourself.
Cart pusher bearing a load of dung for the king!
Where do you hail from?
Afar.
Fresh or dried dung?
Fresh if you'll let me pass!
Here here! Formalities first. What is the source of the dung?
Animal anus'
I suppose you trade demands a humor. I have not that luxory. SOURCE!
Straw?
Please!
The farmers field ... God?
FINE! Just pass. (shee! This new trade agreement would end in war if I did my job)
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